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Oracle’s backlog numbers tell a funny story: 359% jump in revenue backlog versus only 28.8% rise in deferred revenue

Oracle’s reported backlog growth masks serious risk. Much of the revenue depends on fragile assumptions about supply, capital, and infrastructure. Margins are likely to compress sharply, and competitors will feel the impact as revenue is shifted rather than created. The market may be mispricing both risk and sustainability, leaving investors exposed if these expectations fail. …

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If it wasn’t so sad, it would be quite funny

https://twitter.com/MichaelAArouet/status/1913844024034709733 AI taking IQ test. Are you ready folks to become farmers and factory workers again? Most white collar jobs will be gone in not too distant future. pic.twitter.com/MUDZdxKFYu — Michael A. Arouet (@MichaelAArouet) April 19, 2025  

China unleashes meme war against Elon Musk and Trump. Here’s the video, pretty funny actually.

AI-Generated videos depicting MAGA supporters – including Trump himself – working in warehouses sewing and manufacturing are going viral after the trade war between Beijing and Washington kicked off. pic.twitter.com/7L58XWnFGb — Briefly (@Brieflybynewj) April 9, 2025 China on Friday struck back at President Trump’s ballooning tariffs, raising its duties on imports of US goods to …

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Probably he tried to be funny on 1st of April. However, he is telling the truth.

A Bitcoin loyalist, fleeing the garbage as predicted. Rest of the cattle will follow. https://t.co/5cM3jdU7Xr — The Great Martis (@great_martis) April 2, 2025 Bitcoin Bad news for bulls. A symmetrical triangle shown. A highly probable downside continuation pattern. God bless and godspeed. pic.twitter.com/GFa79zyztr — The Great Martis (@great_martis) April 2, 2025

It’s funny to me that this even has to be said.

Former president of Kenya mocks countries who are upset Trump that said he won’t give blank checks anymore to foreign governments. “Why are you crying? It’s not your government! He has no reason to give you anything. You don’t pay taxes in America.” pic.twitter.com/Oe614c8sFT — Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) January 29, 2025 Foreign aid has …

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Remember when the MSM couldn’t stop talking about “stochastic terrorism” and how dangerous rhetoric would get people killed? Funny how they never mention that anymore.

Reckless rhetoric from Dems and media to blame for second Trump assassination attempt An eagle-eyed Secret Service agent reportedly spotted the barrel of a gun in bushes a few hundred yards from where the former president was playing golf and shot at the would-be assassin, who was later arrested. It’s a frightening development that highlights …

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LOL that’s pretty funny.

pic.twitter.com/NtcsZ6oXY5 — Johnny Midnight ⚡️ (@its_The_Dr) July 22, 2024 pic.twitter.com/ACy0tqJVxg — Johnny Midnight ⚡️ (@its_The_Dr) July 22, 2024 Biden if he actually spoke freely! pic.twitter.com/nutSFSyYJ3 — Johnny Midnight ⚡️ (@its_The_Dr) July 22, 2024 She's hilarious! 🤣😂 pic.twitter.com/uAXP8Icahd — Spunky Conservative Patriot™ (@SpunkyPatriot_) July 22, 2024 I laughed to hard at this 🤣 pic.twitter.com/31al1LSK0v — 𝐿𝒶𝒹𝓎 …

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This is almost as funny as pretending Biden does not have dementia

30% drop in homebuilding, zero change in employment of residential construction workers. Government statistics are a joke. https://t.co/74pl67lX67 — Peter St Onge, Ph.D. (@profstonge) July 5, 2024 4.1/ Government State & Local government jobs account for ~90% of these payroll gains. Tax receipts are still relatively strong but have definitely started to erode. S&L tax …

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Elon Musk Drops Hunter Biden FBI Meme, funny?

Where is Sherlock Holmes when you need him!? pic.twitter.com/a7tO2Fdz44 — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 21, 2024 Definitely should be looking into where all that money went in Ukraine. Also, not to mention the burisma deals. Just how did the bidens' wealth accumulate so much in the last 15 years? It wasn't being a good politician, …

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Can satire be too believable to be funny?

New York Times Warns That Involved, Loving Cartoon Dads Could Lead To Involved, Loving Real Dads https://t.co/9vjxdtLznO pic.twitter.com/WMRdncpiVx — The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 21, 2023   h/t Glenn

More “zombie” companies whose business models were only viable in a world awash with central bank funny money are entering the Dead Pool.

127 ASX-listed ‘zombie’ companies on brink of collapse, KPMG research warns Dozens of ASX-listed companies are on the brink of collapse and in need of drastic change to turn things around, with potential investors warned to be on the lookout for ‘zombie’ firms. According to data from big four accounting firm KPMG released on Monday, …

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People are still reading NYT… Elon Musk: That is both funny & tragic in its accuracy.

The New York Times – “ We Need Black- Majority States” They called Tucker a racist conspiracy theorist for talking about this pic.twitter.com/qYTcfW0GGR — End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) August 18, 2023 That is both funny & tragic in its accuracy. The “New York” Times is a declining, once-powerful, but fundamentally doomed to be regional & increasingly …

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Funny how those radical and violence advocating arseholes don’t get shut down…

Antifa to hold recruitment and radicalization event in Portland park this weekend Organizers invited people to “redecorate” and bring a “fash banner or flag [they’ve] liberated but haven’t burned yet.” Members of Antifa are gearing up to host a “radicalization & recruiting event” in Portland, Oregon this weekend. The “Fash Free Festival” is set to …

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Bribery Biden Grins, Laughs When Asked About Burisma Recordings; It’s Funny?… The Biden Crime Family ‘Coerced’ Crooked Ukrainian Gas Company Burisma to Pay $10 Million in Bribes, Says Credible FBI Source

President Joe Biden appeared to laugh at a reporter’s question on possible recordings of his conversations with a Burisma executive. As the president was leaving the White House East Room following an event, New York Post reporter Steven Nelson tried to shout out a couple of questions. “Are there tapes that you accepted bribes, President …

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It won’t work, but it’s funny they think it will.

MADCOW UNWITTINGLY TELLS THE TRUTH:  Rachel Maddow Openly Admits Trump Indictment Is “Solution” to Stop Him Becoming President. Leftist MSNBC host Rachel Maddow openly admitted that Thursday’s indictment against former president Donald Trump was a “political solution” to stop him from returning to the White House. She said the quiet part out loud. The clip of …

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