The joke is on us on this April Fool’s Day 2026: Global Energy Lockdowns start TODAY.

Today global leaders are addressing their nations about heightened geopolitical tensions and critical energy and security issues. ✅President Donald Trump ✅UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer ✅ Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese ✅ India’s Narendra Modi chairs security meeting These corrupt leaders have CREATED the crisis. Now they’ll use it to TRY to lock us down …

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How long before people stop reacting to announcements from Trump that go nowhere? Arab mediators warn US and Iran are nowhere near a deal. The longer Trump fools the market the harsher the crash will be

Trump’s military advisors said to him, it’s wartime sir so it’s good to lie all the time to confuse the enemy. And Trump said, I can do that. Remember last Monday: Trump said he was going to get the rest of the world to patrol the Strait of the Hormuz and Iran said that’s great …

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Your electric bills will double so clowns and fools can use AI search and chat.

Residential electricity costs are near a record high, per Bloomberg: pic.twitter.com/PDG3LPCNQg — unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) September 2, 2025 For the first time in Florida, utility regulators are mulling how to handle data centers — the energy-guzzling facilities that house computer equipment needed to power artificial intelligence and other tech programs. Data centers in other parts of …

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FOOL’S FORTUNE? Reckless Trader DEPLOYS $338,000 on ‘SUICIDE’ 0DTE Options, Bags $90,000 Profit, Defying Near-Certain Disaster!

My palms are sweating just looking at this. The sheer guts to deploy that much into 0DTE is insane, and wow, it paid off. But honestly, even with the win, the thought of that $338,000 just evaporating is terrifying. It’s just not worth the risk. Who says gay bers can’t win byu/Strange_Ad7482 inwallstreetbets

S&P 500 could plunge 33% to 3,700 warns Wolfe Research….11% rally fools bulls again, echoes of 2008’s one-day surge.

S&P 500 could plunge 33% to 3,700 warns Wolfe Research 🚨🚨🚨 pic.twitter.com/zBbOK715rN — Barchart (@Barchart) April 25, 2025 The S&P 500 could tumble as low as 3700 in a mild recession, according to Wolfe Research: “If uncertainty caused by tariff policy were to push the U.S. economy into recession in 2025, we’d expect $SPX EPS …

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Bearish bounce fools traders again, 200-day wall holds strong, put-call ratio spikes to 1.61 on $SPY options, traders brace for sudden 2% plunge risk…

The market we have now is a bearish phase within a secular uptrend. A sustained uptrend typically doesn’t return until the event that triggered the downturn becomes irrelevant. However, if that event is about to be resolved, the market can skyrocket, breaking above the 200-day… — optionGeek (@StockShark16) April 15, 2025 $SPY options open interest …

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This has to be an April Fool’s Joke!

DOGE To Send $1 Million Stimulus Checks to Every Republican A surprising announcement from the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has even the most stalwart advocates for the new federal office doing a double-take. DOGE’s de facto leader Elon Musk has stated that the Department plans to distribute $1 million stimulus checks to every Republican …

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Bellwethers signal ominous trends: Declining money flow marks the beginning of trouble. Fools chasing get-rich-quick schemes will face consequences.

Pay attention It most always begins with bellwethers. Both depicting ominous formationsBoth depicting declining money flow. pic.twitter.com/g7u5GABtNR — The Great Martis (@great_martis) November 17, 2024 https://twitter.com/SteveEitreim/status/1857794064726331749 💥 BREAKING MicroStrategy just bought another 51,780 #Bitcoin for $4.6 billion. MicroStrategy now owns 331,200 #Bitcoin worth $30 BILLION pic.twitter.com/P4ywozuN6U — Radar 𝘸​ Archie🚨 (@RadarHits) November 18, 2024 This …

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AMC sells $250 million in new shares to clowns and fools. Meme stocks are exploding again.

The movie theater operator sold 72.5 million shares in an equity offering launched in March. The $250 million stock sale was finalized Monday during a revived meme stock craze triggered by the return of “Roaring Kitty.” AMC Entertainment raised about $250 million of new equity capital, completing the sale Monday during the revived meme stock …

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The last fools come in at the end….

The last fools come in at the end. pic.twitter.com/QYMP7qp8Qb — Mac10 (@SuburbanDrone) April 7, 2024 Wall Street invented 2x Bitcoin and 2x Nvidia in the past year and the sheeple flocked to them. Weaponized meltdown. pic.twitter.com/Y6sAQHB5C1 — Mac10 (@SuburbanDrone) April 7, 2024 It's not just the Dow that's at key support. pic.twitter.com/49eh6OumbY — Mac10 (@SuburbanDrone) …

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Best April fools of the day!

James O’Keefe is retiring After 20 years of doing undercover investigations, I’m sadly announcing I’m stepping away from journalism and will intend to live a private life away from the spotlight. It has been too hard on me. The millions in legal fees, the constant defamation, the psychological toll of being targeted by the government …

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Only FOOLS buy the Lottery – Simply a tax on the stupid.

Uncle Dodo has this to say: For example, if a game required six numbers ranging between 1 and 40 to be chosen, there would be 3,838,380 possible sis numbers combinations. Suppose 200,000 tickets are sold and each ticket has average 8 lines of six numbers combination which totals 48 combinations. 48 combinations X 200,000 tickets would be 9,600,000 combination. …

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