Strait remains close so stocks nearly at all-time high; oil down 6%

So far today:

Stocks up 1% (one percent from all time high)
Shitcoin up 4%
Oil down 6%

I’ve never seen such retardation.

$376,000,000,000 has been added to U.S. stocks in just 30 MINUTES. pic.twitter.com/lGiWr0mYOi

— AI Alpha | Tech & Finance (@jackson58757265) April 14, 2026

NEW:

🇺🇸🇮🇷 Iranian military:

“Warships are approaching Hormuz, we will deal with them severely.

If America starts a ground war, we are going to deploy one million of our troops” pic.twitter.com/NGiQ8G5Xqn

— Megatron (@Megatron_ron) April 13, 2026

h/t Tonight We Ride!