Mega-cap positioning hits extremes. “The Bachelor” is a day trader—top signal confirmed?

The madness of the market never ceases to amaze. Seven billion dollars flooding into tech funds in a single week? That’s not smart investing—it’s sheer desperation, a frenzied herd chasing gains long after the easy money has been made. We’ve seen this story before: euphoric buying, absurd valuations, and everyone convincing themselves that this time is different. But when a reality TV star calls himself a “day trader,” you know we’ve crossed into the final, delusional phase. The top isn’t just near—it’s screaming in our faces.