This is AI finally admitting it can’t sell itself so it bought a cartel instead.

OpenAI just birthed a $10 billion Deployment Company whose sole mission is forcing AI into businesses at gunpoint.
Guarantees private equity giants 17.5 percent annual returns so they shove OpenAI tools into 2,000 captive portfolio companies.
Palantir-style engineer teams embedded whether the companies want it or need it while OpenAI foots the bill.
Anthropic copies the exact same bribe playbook hours later proving both trillion-dollar darlings are starving for real demand.
Honestly the same guys preaching world-changing tech now need Wall Street muscle and guaranteed vig just to get their code inside a spreadsheet.
When the two biggest AI players rig the game with financial engineering and captive customers the next IPO roadshow is pure theater and the crash is already scripted.