Just like 2000, Saylor doesn't have a plan to strategically deploy capital. As soon as he gets money he blows it, regardless of price.
This erratic, cocaine addict behavior is the reason he destroyed MicroStrategy 25 years ago. https://t.co/uLGVOgw2fv
— Financelot (@FinanceLancelot) April 8, 2025
Why MICROSTRATEGY is definitely a PONZI explained:
We all have that friend who won’t stop preaching the gospel of Michael Saylor and his Bitcoin revolution. The one with laser eyes who keeps insisting Microstrategy’s strategy is genius while quoting cosmic Bitcoin prophecies over brunch.
This article is your antidote—a mathematical breakdown of Microstrategy’s elaborate financial engineering, who’s actually profiting, and why the numbers simply don’t add up.
It’s not about whether Bitcoin has value. It’s about whether borrowing $12 billion at increasing interest rates to buy Bitcoin while the CEO cashes out $600 million is a visionary strategy or a sophisticated pyramid scheme.
They might dismiss it as “FUD” without addressing the math, but at least you tried before they call you a “nocoiner” at the next family gathering.
Now, let’s explore the billion-dollar Bitcoin pyramid hiding in plain sight…
The Prophet of HODL: Michael Saylor’s Bitcoin Evangelism
“Bitcoin is hope. The rest is noise.”“You do not sell the ocean for a bucket of water.”
“Bitcoin is a swarm of cyber hornets serving the goddess of wisdom.”
If these sound like the cryptic utterances of a spiritual leader rather than a tech CEO, you’re catching on to the Michael Saylor experience. Once an unremarkable business software executive, Saylor has transformed himself into crypto’s most mesmerizing prophet—a man who speaks of Bitcoin not as an investment but as a moral imperative, a technological salvation, and possibly, a new religion.
His Twitter feed reads like a fusion of investment advice, cosmic philosophy, and religious prophecy. His devoted followers hang on every word, treating each Bitcoin dip as a buying opportunity and each criticism as heresy. Through perfectly choreographed media appearances and conference speeches, Saylor has crafted a persona as Bitcoin’s corporate messiah—the visionary who saw what others missed.
His core message is simple and compelling: “HODL forever.” Never sell. Bitcoin is going to millions. Anyone who doesn’t see this is simply lacking vision.
But beneath this spiritual certainty lies a very earthly financial engineering project—one that would make the architects of history’s greatest pyramid schemes blush with admiration.
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