Dow Jones Industrial Average buys the Iran deal Trump described, not the one being negotiated-FX

Exxon straight warns next energy wave slams prices in 2-3 weeks.
Jeff Currie calls it perfect: five Trump announcements zero closes, sell the tweet buy the molecule.
AI spending cracks everywhere – Microsoft dumps Claude licenses, Uber blows budget in four months, H200 rentals crash from seven to four dollars. Calvin nails the delusion – most violent stock surge ever during the worst market event ever.
Dow chases the dream deal not the actual deadlock. Headlines lie.
Molecules and budgets don’t.
This fake rally runs on fumes and about to get wrecked.