by Chris Black
A bag of rocks.
My Sides! They should have gone with magic beans instead – so much funnier.
UK is literally Charlie Brown.
The London Metal Exchange finds bags of stones instead of the nickel that underpinned a handful of its contracts at a warehouse in Rotterdam t.co/xu9JD5tQ5H
— Bloomberg (@business) March 17, 2023
Nickel is a barbaric relic, anyways.
Don’t forget that the Chinese also recently found out the Perth Mint has been selling them doped gold since 2018.
Most of the precious metal stocks are fake.
If you can’t hold the bar in your hands, it’s not yours.