Kamala Harris and some high-ranking supporters graciously agreed to a Mish interview following reports the glass ceiling shattered over her head.
MishTalk Exclusive Interview
Harris is at Kukubura Memorial Hospital recovering from severe cuts. I met with Harris, Tim Walz, Barack Obama, Bill Gates, and Hillary at the hospital.
Mish: Ms. Harris, what happened?
Harris: “Well, as my mother always says if you want freedom, you need to plant petunias. But watch out for broken glass in the kitchen because orange marmalade can interfere in the peace process. And make sure glass does not get mixed in with your potatoes, especially red potatoes but sometimes yellow ones too.”
Figuring that might go on forever, I was about to interrupt, but instead Bill Gates cut her off mid-sentence.
“I demand an investigation,” said Gates.
“An investigation of what?” I asked.
Gates responded. “We need to investigate who made the glass. This glass has Putin’s signature all over it.”
Hillary chimed in. “Well of course it does. But who installed the glass? I sure we can find Trump’s fingerprints on the glass, too. It not, we should put Trump’s fingerprints on the glass because we know he is involved.”
“Where did this glass breakage happen,” I asked.
Obama responded, “Right outside the boy’s locker room at St. Bartholomew’s high school where we planned our victory celebration.”
“Was the boy’s locker properly stocked with tampons?” asked Walz.
At that point, the bickering started as to what anyone could have done differently. The bickering was interrupted by a knock on the door.
President Biden entered. “Who made all this pretty glass?” asked Biden.
“That’s a broken glass ceiling,” I responded. The election is over Trump won.
“What?! I would have won,” proclaimed Biden. “I got things done”.
With that, I left the room. On my way out I heard Gates say, “I wish I would have donated $20 billion to Harris to save democracy.”
“Yeah, and more tampons in boys’ locker rooms sure would have helped,” replied Walz.