U.S. stocks spiked and oil dropped off today;
But I don't get the reason for the optimism. What changed?
What do the insiders know that we don't?pic.twitter.com/ehCQE7WPvD https://t.co/ouB6hne9sp
— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) March 31, 2026
Look at a pic of my news feed and tell me how anyone is supposed to make sense of this? 🤦♂️ pic.twitter.com/TGqHer2dg9
— QE Infinity (@StealthQE4) March 31, 2026
This is driving me INSANE:
1) Iranian President doesn’t matter. His words don’t matter. He has NO say.
2) he said the words YESTERDAY.
3) the guarentees are the same as day ONE.
4) the strait of Hormuz is still closed.
5) there was less than 10 ships that went through the strait today. And they were all either Chinese ships or ships that paid the premium
6) oil going down 2% is NOT crashing.
7) the stock market will give back its gains tomorrow when the idiots realize that it went up on BS.
This is driving me INSANE:
1) Iranian President doesn’t matter. His words don’t matter. He has NO say.
2) he said the words YESTERDAY.
3) the guarentees are the same as day ONE.
4) the strait of Hormuz is still closed.
5) there was less than 10 ships that went through the…
— Brian’s Breaking News and Intel (@intelFromBrian) March 31, 2026
USA MANIPULATING MARKET AGAIN
Iranian President Pezeshkian reportedly told EU Council President Costa that Iran has "the necessary will to end the war" sending stocks surging and oil crashing.
There's just one problem: no direct IRNA article confirming the call or the quote… pic.twitter.com/luULT7eFsf
— DD Geopolitics (@DD_Geopolitics) March 31, 2026
I bet All the gains today will be entirely wiped out tomorrow..
We will close this week very badly..
This is bull trap guys.. Pure manipulation.
— Gublo 🇨🇦 (@Gubloinvestor) March 31, 2026
S&P 500 officially closes the day up +2.9%, adding +$1.7 TRILLION of market cap – Biggest daily gain since May 2025.
byu/Front-Nectarine4951 inStockMarket
Stock market investors today
byu/FeatureAggravating75 insmallstreetbets