via SSB:
“Over the next few hours increasingly negative stories will be leaked to the press driving the market down.
Then 5 min before market close hell hold a press conference with the ayatollah. They’ll announce they’ve reached a permanent truce, as they hold hands looking deeply into each-others eyes.
Then theyll announce Baron Trump will be marrying the ayatollah’s daughter in an old time arranged marriage to secure the truce between the clans. To sanctify the marriage Trump will release the frozen Iranian assets as a dowry, because hes now a trans activist and Barron identifies as the woman in the marriage
The market opens in euphoria tomorrow and spacex hits $2,000 a share.
Dont say i didnt call it”