I’m so confused.
The WSJ reports 20 ships got through the Strait now Reuters is reporting zero got past the blockade and 6 were turned back.
The media needs to get their sh*t together and report things accurately.
This is getting ridiculous pic.twitter.com/HGiPJfD7Iu
— QE Infinity (@StealthQE4) April 15, 2026
Monday : 🇺🇸”Trump said we don’t use Strait.”
Tuesday: “You 🇮🇷madmen open the SoH.
Wednesday: “I am gonna block the SoH.”
Thursday: 🇨🇳 “China threatens Trump.”
Friday: “OK Bro I am permanently opening it. I need a big, fat hug in return.” 😂😂
Man he has become a global laughing stock 😂
Monday : 🇺🇸"Trump said we don't use Strait."
Tuesday: "You 🇮🇷madmen open the SoH.
Wednesday: "I am gonna block the SoH."
Thursday: 🇨🇳 "China threatens Trump."
Friday: "OK Bro I am permanently opening it. I need a big, fat hug in return." 😂😂
Man he has become a global… pic.twitter.com/39PAksS0qg
— InfoGram (@_InfoGram_) April 15, 2026
Even algos no longer reacting pic.twitter.com/rdTd0jsaUc
— zerohedge (@zerohedge) April 15, 2026
JUST IN: Trump announces he is "permanently opening" the Strait of Hormuz.
— Polymarket (@Polymarket) April 15, 2026
Per reports: USA and Iran have agreed to another ceasefire
lol. It’s become comical at this point.
— QE Infinity (@StealthQE4) April 15, 2026
Short squeeze yes. Technical oversold bounce yes.
But a large part of this move up has been Trump/Vance jawboning the market higher.
‘They want to make a deal badly.’
‘Very close to a deal.’
‘Won’t need to extend cease fire, close to a deal.’Yet the Iranians have been…
— Kang (@thuhkang) April 15, 2026