JPMorgan Chase: “buy the dip, V-shaped rebound likely”… Trader outlines SPY scenario where both bears and late bulls get wiped.

JPMORGAN: BUY THE DIP, V-SHAPED REBOUND LIKELY JPMorgan Chase says investors should buy market pullbacks, arguing conditions support another V-shaped recovery despite geopolitical risks. Strategist Mislav Matejka notes volatility may persist, but a 3–12 month horizon favors… pic.twitter.com/lWOXJYnm35 — *Walter …

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JPMorgan warns Tesla stock could sink 60% in new note. $TSLA is forming shoulder-head-shoulder formation

TLDR: JPMorgan slapped a $145 price target on TSLA (Sell rating), calling ~60% downside, after Tesla missed Q1 deliveries by ~7,600 units and built a 50,000-unit inventory surplus. https://finance.yahoo.com/video/jpmorgan-warns-tesla-stock-could-sink-60-in-new-note-heres-why-142000095.html Seems $TSLA is forming shoulder-head-shoulder formation pic.twitter.com/ftNx6D7Kno — Data Driven Stocks …

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$1.8 Trillion Market MELTDOWN Has Begun As Private Credit Bubble Pops… And It Is Spreading. JPMorgan & Goldman Offer Hedge Funds Way to Short Private Credit

(Bloomberg) — Goldman Sachs Group Inc. and JPMorgan Chase & Co. are among investment banks offering hedge fund clients ways to bet against the $1.8 trillion private credit market, people with knowledge of the matter said. The firms have assembled …

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JPMORGAN: BUY THE DIP ON IRAN ESCALATION

*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone JPMORGAN: BUY THE DIP ON IRAN ESCALATION JPMorgan says rising Iran tensions are a buying opportunity, not a reason to exit stocks. Mislav Matejka advises using short-term weakness to add positions, as the conflict is likely temporary …

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JPMorgan Sees $5,000 Gold Coming Soon

JPMorgan now sees gold pushing beyond $5,000 and the bull run lasting into 2027. Silver is breaking away all by itself. These aren’t isolated headlines – they’re signals of a world quietly repricing money, risk and sovereignty itself… By Peter …

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JPMORGAN JUST SOLD MILLIONS OF THIS STOCK…

In a surprising development that’s shaking the cryptocurrency world, JPMorgan recently made headlines by selling a massive $134 million worth of MicroStrategy stock. This significant move by one of the world’s largest financial institutions raises crucial questions about institutional sentiment …

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JPMorgan will let clients post Bitcoin and Ethereum as loan collateral by year-end 2025 right as the banking sector buckles under bad loans and fraud fears

Wall Street’s most powerful bank is walking a tightrope between innovation and instability.By the end of 2025, JPMorgan plans to let institutional clients use Bitcoin and Ethereum as collateral for loans—a radical integration of crypto assets into the traditional credit …

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First Citizens Bank ($83 Million) and Santander ($55 Million) hit by First Brands collapse. Several Wall Street firms including JPMorgan, Jefferies, and Cantor Fitzgerald have also suffered losses

Big things have small beginnings. https://x.com/kshaughnessy2/status/1981673722982674914 https://x.com/MrJJB/status/1981703730778239330 Key insight: Two more regional banks disclosed credit losses related to the bankruptcy of First Brands, the U.S. auto parts maker that filed for bankruptcy amid allegations that it engaged in fraud. What’s …

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More investors are betting on a 50 basis point Fed cut this year. All feels very 07ish but on a much bigger scale. Jamie Dimon of JPMorgan said that a downturn could happen within 6 to 24 months.

Can’t even look at the news anymore without the blood boiling. All this talk of the economy teetering like it’s ’07 all over again, big bank bosses like Dimon muttering about crashes coming any day now, and there folks sit, …

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What are potential ties of JPMorgan to Jeffrey Epstein?

https://twitter.com/tmsvibe/status/1967243709122326543 Grok: JPMorgan Chase banked Jeffrey Epstein from 1998 to 2013, processing over $1B in transactions despite internal concerns about his activities. The bank ignored red flags like large cash withdrawals linked to his sex trafficking. It settled lawsuits for …

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Jobs beat on paper miss in reality, revisions slash 95K from March and April totals. The recession is close, but not there yet. “Don’t expect the market to go anywhere this summer,” JPMorgan has said

Once again markets are celebrating a "strong" May jobs report, with 139K jobs beating estimates by 10K, while ignoring the 95K downward revisions to the prior two months. But beneath the surface, the May jobs report, which showed even slower …

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JPMorgan predicts gold will hit $4,000/oz soon.

JPMorgan predicts gold will hit $4,000/oz soon. pic.twitter.com/dmF8m3w2kt — Jesse Cohen (@JesseCohenInv) April 23, 2025 Gold has already reclaimed the $3,300 level following a brief pullback. While many investors believe the metal is overbought — perhaps even overvalued — I …

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