What’s inside $350,000 Oscars gift bags.

According to Distinctive Assets, this year’s “Everybody Wins” goodie bags will include the following items: A luxury Costa Rican villa experience An “iconic” super villa experience in Ibiza for up to 16 guests A sculpt and lift facial A smile makeover package “Ultra secure” cryptocurrency storage An “elite” body sculpting liposuction experience Kabuki-inspired Japanese-made luggage sets …

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Classic Wall Street shill pumping bags before the next rug pull.

This is the exact same cope we heard at every top since 2021.Classic Wall Street shill pumping bags before the next rug pull. — The Dark Knight (@Andrew35487355) February 19, 2026 WALMART INC. WARNED OF SLOWER EARNINGS GROWTH, WITH CFO JOHN DAVID RAINEY CITING SIGNS OF A “HIRING RECESSION,” RISING CONSUMER DEBT DELINQUENCIES, AND TRADE …

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UBS, You OK? Looks like you picked up some heavy Archegos bags there from Credit Suisse

😮 DOUBLE WHAMMY TODAY! (Usually one and done.)An additional $78M borrowed from the Federal Reserve Lender of Last Resort in the afternoon operation!$GME Bears Beware! Today is C35 after BRKA Short Volume spiked and UBS raised $824M in AT1 bonds (9/23) https://t.co/y1xpaPso4s — WhatCanIMakeToday (@WhatCanIMT) October 29, 2025 UBS, You OK? Looks like you picked …

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FOOL’S FORTUNE? Reckless Trader DEPLOYS $338,000 on ‘SUICIDE’ 0DTE Options, Bags $90,000 Profit, Defying Near-Certain Disaster!

My palms are sweating just looking at this. The sheer guts to deploy that much into 0DTE is insane, and wow, it paid off. But honestly, even with the win, the thought of that $338,000 just evaporating is terrifying. It’s just not worth the risk. Who says gay bers can’t win byu/Strange_Ad7482 inwallstreetbets

Carnival Triumph lost power. Toilets failed. Passengers defecated in red bags. Netflix just dropped the footage. The cruise from hell wasn’t fiction.

The Carnival Triumph set sail in February 2013 with 4,200 people on board. It was supposed to be a four-day round trip from Galveston to Cozumel. It turned into an eight-day floating disaster. A fire in the engine room knocked out power. That killed propulsion, refrigeration, air conditioning, and every toilet on the ship. The …

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Hermes Handbags sues China after it exposes their $40,000 French Bags are made in China for $100

Y’all, Hermès is officially in panic mode. The luxury giant is now suing the very same Chinese manufacturers who just exposed their billion-dollar secret, and it’s sending shockwaves through the fashion world. These factories aren’t just making knockoffs. They were the ones actually building the bags, the same Birkins and Kellys Hermès sells for $20K+, …

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Canada Placing Poo Bags in Public Areas

by Chris Black This must be something akin to diversity being our strength or something along these lines. I mean vibrancy in 2023 is something else, we’re vibing. To combat a growing issue of human feces in public areas, parks in Canada are starting to place human poo bags and signs in English, French, and …

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