New York City Cracking Down on Pizza Ovens to Defeat Global Warming

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by Chris Black

It’s about time we do something about those pesky pizza ovens.

The fact that they use the term “environmental justice” means that they are suggesting that the pizza ovens are racists.

I have known this for a long, long time.

If it were up to me, we would ban pizza altogether, to change the weather.

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