Was Kamala Harris hiding something under those classy pumps and Converse All Stars – her alternating footwear of choice during her failed presidential campaign?
Could it really be that Joe Biden’s veep has a little toenail fetish that only she – and presumably husband Doug Emhoff – knows about?
How else can you explain the fact that her election spending includes some $5,000 to a California nail artist who specializes in really funky designs?
Certainly Harris’s manicured fingers – think immaculate but practical – wouldn’t seem to demand that sort of price from an artist like Tahvya Krok.
But maybe, just maybe, hidden away might just be hand-painted eyes, complete with lashes, lime wedges – or even seriously spooky spiders.
Those are just some of the designs Krok has carefully applied to the digits of clients – who have included Megan Thee Stallion, Jennifer Lopez and Lizzo.