Imagine working hard for four years, paying off thousands in tuition, and your graduation moment gets permanently glitched by a cheap AI voice tool.

AI flops hard reading simple names in order, all that cash wasted on basic failure…

Schools chase automation hype for a job any human could nail blindfolded…

Graduation dreams get crushed under tech that stumbles on alphabetical lists…

Big funding pours into AI, yet it can’t handle the easiest ceremony task…