Happy Birthday, Elvis!

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by Chris Black

Today is Elvis Presley’s birthday.

I hope everyone is thinking of him and keeping him in their thoughts, as they take some time to think about him.

To tell you the truth, Elvis was a lot more important than 911, which I don’t care about at all anymore, because Americans don’t seem to care.

Elvis was a superhuman figure, and he totally destroyed Western civilization.

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But he didn’t do it on purpose.

He should have been made King of America, instead of King of Rock ‘n Roll.

Please watch the ’68 Comeback Special, and just try to understand.

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