The Vigilant Fox 🦊
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Bill Maher notices that Democrats really hate gun violence except when it’s aimed at political enemies.
“New Rule: Luigi Mangione, Cole Tomas Allen, Tyler Robinson, and the ghost of Thomas Crooks must form a boy band called ‘New Kids on the Glock.’”
“These are not your father’s political assassins. Things have changed. For one thing, today’s assassins have popular support with the kids.”
“Up to 40% of America’s young adults say violence is okay to achieve a political goal.”
“Wow. Seems like 5 minutes ago when one of the big causes of the left was gun control. But now guns are the answer?”
“I guess. Cause Luigi is a f*cking rock star. He’s the OG hot assassin. The young assassins coming up even name-check him in their manifestos.”
“When this guy was arrested for burning down a giant warehouse, he said it was like when ‘Luigi popped that motherf*cker.’”
“Before this college student threw a Molotov cocktail at Sam Altman’s mansion, he talked about ‘Luigi’ing some tech CEOs.’”
“And the asshole currently on trial for allegedly starting the big fire out here last year was Luigi’s biggest fanboy.”
“Good to see the kids have role models, huh?”
Bill Maher notices that Democrats really hate gun violence except when it’s aimed at political enemies.
“New Rule: Luigi Mangione, Cole Tomas Allen, Tyler Robinson, and the ghost of Thomas Crooks must form a boy band called ‘New Kids on the Glock.’”
“These are not your father’s… pic.twitter.com/y1c1PsUYlk
— The Vigilant Fox 🦊 (@VigilantFox) May 9, 2026