Some of the different heart attack risks …
Showering
Hot Weather & Cold Weather
Being too Happy
Playing Video Games
Being pregnant in your 20s ( idk )
Being “Sarcastic” ( seriously )
Climate Change (of course)
Artificial Sweetener
Gardening , specifically “touching soil”
Too much exercise
Eggs
Lack of Masking (lol)
Falling asleep with the TV on ( seriously )
And that is only half of the scary list … All reported by various MSM sources that are well established and commonly accepted as sources of serious journalism and reporting.
Over the past three years, journalists have come up with many reasons for the rise in heart damage (e.g. showering). However, none blamed it on the experimental gene therapy administered to billions around the globe.
Let me walk you through my TOP 20 reasons in this THREAD. 🧵⬇️ pic.twitter.com/sBsQM5iSTN
— Dr. Simon Goddek (@goddeketal) August 8, 2023
#2 Artificial sweeteners: According to a study, artificial sweeteners are responsible for an increased risk of heart attacks. Guess that's just another "bitter" finding in the world of "sweet" science! 🤡🌎 pic.twitter.com/fXuoB7F2ac
— Dr. Simon Goddek (@goddeketal) August 8, 2023
#4 Gardening: Nothing is better for the immune system than 'eating dirt'. And now suddenly, exposure to soil is supposed to increase the risk of killer heart disease? Whoever believes that probably also believes that the gene therapy is safe and effective. 🤡🌎 pic.twitter.com/9ohTD1C7BF
— Dr. Simon Goddek (@goddeketal) August 8, 2023
#6 Being too happy: Got a heart attack after receiving the clot shot? Maybe you were just too happy. (By the way; which lunatic scientists even test and confirm such crazy hypotheses?)🤡🌎 pic.twitter.com/hT4ZpNVX5T
— Dr. Simon Goddek (@goddeketal) August 8, 2023
#8 Lack of Masking: CBS News's medical 'expert', @celinegounder (she/her 🇺🇦) suggests a lack of masks and missed vaccines caused heart attacks in youth. Yeah right… 🤡🌎 pic.twitter.com/BqKEl9gKqG
— Dr. Simon Goddek (@goddeketal) August 8, 2023
#10 Shaking the duvet: The next time you shake out your duvet, be aware that you're putting yourself in mortal danger. 🤡🌎 pic.twitter.com/YZat9PoUy7
— Dr. Simon Goddek (@goddeketal) August 8, 2023
#12 Mental illness: Supposedly, not only do happy people have an increased risk of getting a heart attack, but also those who are chronically sad. So, which is it? 🤡🌎 pic.twitter.com/LIUpLcMX6Y
— Dr. Simon Goddek (@goddeketal) August 8, 2023
#14 Weekend-lie ins: Sleeping in on the weekend is supposedly the ultimate heart-killer. Since waking up early is considered racist, it's quite challenging to make the right choice these days. 🤡🌎 pic.twitter.com/yP0aolLXiD
— Dr. Simon Goddek (@goddeketal) August 8, 2023
#16 Living in rural areas: Regarding this study, living in rural areas will increase the chance getting a heart attack. Probably too much gardening and consumption of organic chicken eggs. 🤡🌎 pic.twitter.com/KXl7KI7wOc
— Dr. Simon Goddek (@goddeketal) August 8, 2023
#18: Young people doing sports: Apparently, practicing sports is risky these days… 🤡🌎 pic.twitter.com/nSxSKwO4lM
— Dr. Simon Goddek (@goddeketal) August 8, 2023
#20: But fortunately, fact checkers assured us that heart attacks in children have many causes, but definitely not the experimental gene therapy. PHEW! Dodged a bullet! 🤡🌎 pic.twitter.com/FxJkxZniNc
— Dr. Simon Goddek (@goddeketal) August 8, 2023
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