Trump announces that U.S. operations in Iran have concluded successfully. Most of Iran’s leaders are dead. Iran’s navy is gone. The IRGC is being decimated as we speak.

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“The US doesn’t use the Strait that much so we’re willing to bail and let the countries that rely on it sort it out themselves”

“We didn’t inform or ask our allies but fuck them for not wanting to help us, now they can clean up our mess”

“Barack HUSSEIN Obama”

“The strait will naturally open up” <- Actual Quote

“This war’s only going to last two more weeks I swear”

“Have you ever stopped to think how long the US was involved in other wars?”

“Relaaax, guy”

There, I saved you 20 minutes

h/t TheBlueBlaze