Europe: Greenland is not for sale
Trump: We’ll pay you $700 billion and $100,000 to each person on Greenland
Europe: We don’t need the US Greenland is not for sale
NATO: If you try to take Greenland you are kicked out of NATO
Trump: Ok kick us and our 5% out of NATO and the US will take Greenland because your 2 sleds can’t stop me.
Europe and NATO: Greenland is not for sale but the US can use Greenland for what you need.
Trump: Ok we’ll keep our money, use Greenland and the rest of the Arctic.
Europe: OK
ME: 😂😂😂😂😂
Europe: Greenland is not for sale
Trump: We'll pay you $700 billion and $100,000 to each person on Greenland
Europe: We don't need the US Greenland is not for sale
NATO: If you try to take Greenland you are kicked out of NATO
Trump: Ok kick us and our 5% out of NATO and the…
— Wendy Patterson (@wendyp4545) January 21, 2026
BREAKING: Initial details on the Trump-Greenland deal have emerged:
1. Involves "small pockets of land" for the US
2. US involved in Greenland's mineral rights
3. Duration of the deal has an "indefinite" timeframe
4. Designed to block Russian influence in Greenland
5. US…
— The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) January 21, 2026
They laughed when he said he wanted to buy it. Now the $700B offer is on the table. This isn't real estate; this is a resource war.
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