Smile sunshine, you’re on Tesla candid camera. 5 years in prison, darling.

SMILE DARLING, YOU'RE ON TESLA CANDID CAMERA.https://t.co/ErqKVDuWf0 — Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) March 24, 2025 EXCLUSIVE: Cops are looking for an unhinged Karen in Issaquah, WA after she was caught on camera keying a Tesla Model Y. I've slowed down parts of this video to help identify this woman. @elonmusk 🧵👇 pic.twitter.com/FxZ2PJude9 — Jonathan Choe …

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Chinese banks offering consumer loans at 2.6% with approval times of 60 seconds and you’re bearish?

For the record, Chinese economy has many problems but high rate of default for consumer / personal loans is NOT one of them. Just look at how low the NPL ratio is for Bank of China's personal loans (lower than literally every other category save for "financial services") pic.twitter.com/c4YHS6Ypbk — Jack Farley (@JackFarley96) March 19, …

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If you’re buying here you are an idi*t.

$265B in market cap with just $5B in sales… If you’re buying here you are an idiot. pic.twitter.com/bK4XwB6NJa — Just a Dude Who Invests (@DudeWhoInvests) February 10, 2025 $PLTR Palantir has hit a new all time high. The company is now the 38th most valuable company on earth, up +54% YTD. My take? I think …

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Investing Tips for Newbies: Think Like You’re Already Rich

When starting to invest, many people often find themselves caught in the mindset of trying to make money quickly. This approach inevitably leads to risky and regrettable decisions that can wipe out a portfolio. Impulsive moves are often driven by the psychological pressure to “fix” financial situations. Intellectually, it is easy to understand that “being …

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AOC, bipartisan group propose bill banning Congressional members, families from stock trading. If you’re writing laws that move markets, you shouldn’t be trading stocks.

In a move that might just restore some faith in government, Representatives Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) from New York, alongside colleagues from both sides of the political aisle, have introduced legislation aimed at prohibiting stock trading by members of Congress and their families. This isn’t some fringe proposal; it’s a bipartisan effort signaling a rare moment …

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One day you’re fine. Next, you’re a vegetable.

‘Superfit’ 30 year-old suffers shock stroke in the shower and now faces paralysis for life – as cases skyrocket in the under 40s 'Superfit' 30 year-old suffers shock stroke in the shower and now faces paralysis for life – as cases skyrocket in the under 40s Mr Rudd's attack comes as experts warn of an …

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New CEO closes ALL Party City stores after just 4 months. NO SEVERANCE, you’re all FIRED 5 days before Christmas!

What a failure…why take the job? Didn’t even give any severance. 🚨 BREAKING: Party City is closing ALL stores after almost 40 years in business! CEO Barry Litwin announced to corporate staff that operations are "winding down" IMMEDIATELY, with today being their final day. This marks the end for America's largest party supply retailer. pic.twitter.com/30tmqSbXFy …

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Kamala Harris: I can’t do that because I’m not the President. Reporter: But you’re the VICE-President. Kamala: Cackles

HOST: Why haven’t you done any of what you’re proposing already? KAMALA: “I’m gonna tell you what I’m doing as president when I have the ability, then, to do what I know based on my experience is a new approach that is about building on the good work that is happened.” HOST: Why haven't you …

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Please for the love of god, DO NOT get your MBA unless you’re going to a top 10 school where you can meet rich people. If you want a job to pay you more go into medicine. End of discussion

https://twitter.com/meat_logiguy/status/1849596325517479958 This happened in 2007-2012. No one could find jobs so they think they need more education, then they graduate, cant find jobs and now they have debt https://t.co/TK5gPx059d — Darth Powell (@VladTheInflator) October 24, 2024

So you’re telling me this time wasn’t different?

So you're telling me this time wasn't different? Housing sales volumeJobsHome prices https://t.co/prm70qxZra pic.twitter.com/wUebwVCIpE — Darth Powell (@VladTheInflator) October 22, 2024 The fake financial news (which is all in for one candidate) along with the entire bureaucrat economist class – won’t tell you these things. https://t.co/GxdX9Sf0wq — Don Johnson (@DonMiami3) October 22, 2024 Considerable increase …

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You’re never too old to raise a family

Al Pacino says ‘it’s fun’ to be a new dad at 84 The Godfather has never been a godfather. At least, he is pretty sure that is the case. One of the biggest film stars of all time, Al Pacino is sitting in a suite in a Beverly Hills hotel, looking surprised at the idea …

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S*x robots that you can date if you’re lonely are about to become publicly available for purchase

Imagine this scenario—you’re dressed to the nines for date night, but instead of sitting across from some tragically average Tinder match who says they “love to travel” but clearly only went to Cabo once, your dinner companion is an AI chatbot. And not the cold, Siri-voiced chatbot kind either. I’m talking about a perfectly curated, …

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Bizarre rule will stop MILLIONS getting their Social Security checks this month – see if you’re affected

Millions of Social Security recipients will not get a benefit check this month due to a calendar quirk. Some 7.5 million Americans who receive Supplemental Security Income (SSI) will be affected. SSI is a means-tested program which provides monthly checks for disabled Americans and low-income seniors over 65, which typically arrive on the first of …

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Growth slowed, costs eased, but you’re reducing investments and hiring with worsening outlook.

CHI Fed: manufacturing and service sector growth in Aug was below trend, though not nearly as bad as last year’s lows; while cost pressures decreased, so did planned capital investment and hiring, while outlook deteriorated, now pessimistic on balance: CHI Fed: manufacturing and service sector growth in Aug was below trend, though not nearly as …

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Hey poors, you’re selected

JPMorgan analyst explains why he believes we’re in a ‘selective recession’ byu/Perfect_Alarm_2141 ineconomicCollapse I am looking forward to after Nov when they can just call it a recession. First they will speculate if it will be a “good christmas” or not with ever more anxiety… then in early Jan we can just admit how bad …

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You’re Not Required to Use a Buyer’s Broker to Purchase Real Estate, Contrary to Brokerage Claims.

by LochRiviera Why YSK: As of August 17, 2024, real estate buyers who retain a real estate licensed professional to help them tour homes or find them a house is bound to sign a buyer’s broker agreement. Nevertheless, you are not obligated or should be forced or coerced into signing a buyer’s broker agreement, in order …

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True, you’re gonna go coo coo: ‘Cocoa Puffs Full of Lead’~lawsuit begins

SAN FRANCISCO (Legal Newsline) – General Mills faces a class action lawsuit alleging dangerous amounts of lead in Cocoa Puffs cereal. Plaintiff Mark Tobin filed a class action lawsuit July 19 against General Mills Sales, Inc. in the United States District Court for the Northern District of California. The complaint alleges that General Mills failed to disclose …

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