CDC to end all monkey research

Scientists at the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have been told to phase out all of their monkey research, Science has learned. The directive, communicated to CDC staff by a former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) employee …

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Nvidia’s gain in Q3 was seen as good for Tech stocks, but this quarter’s gain is seen as negative…. This rally guarantees that Powell will monkey hammer markets on Friday… “most members worry that the inflation fight is far from over”

We're looking for a hard reversal on the daily for Tech this week. And then pull the plug on this final festival of idiots. Let history sort them out. pic.twitter.com/gIM5I7b2qh — Mac10 (@SuburbanDrone) August 23, 2023 Another blowout for Nvidia. …

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Looks Like The Monkey Pox Is Back…

https://twitter.com/_/status/1665517427965194243 Only weeks after approving revamped guidelines that allow gay men to donate blood without previously-required screening for AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases largely prevalent in the LGBT community, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention sounded the alarm …

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