JPM: SHORT THE STOCK MARKET UNTIL THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ REOPENS

JP Morgan analysts are telling investors to short the stock market until the Strait of Hormuz reopens. The Strait is effectively closed. Oil flows are blocked. One thousand ships including 200 oil tankers are stranded. Normally sixty pass per day. Now almost none. The global energy system is frozen. President Trump warned on Truth Social …

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If you buy here it’s dead money for 10 years says $JPM

If you buy here it’s dead money for 10 years says $JPM pic.twitter.com/XkJ8fN4q6I — Godzilla Trader 🦖 (@David_Tracey) December 31, 2025 The Santa Rally false breakout is pure evil. $SPY ❌ pic.twitter.com/63K5ASFE3L — TrendSpider (@TrendSpider) December 31, 2025 2/ $20 billion just flowed into the Vanguard S&P 500 ETF, marking a substantial inflow into the …

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JPM: 75% of S&P 500 returns tied to AI stocks since ChatGPT; 95% of firms seeing zero return. Everyone else pays the bill.

Mind blowing that investors still can’t see it. The market keeps getting bid up to unrealistic levels on rumors and empty hype. Greenspan once called this irrational exuberance. It always ends the same way badly. "AI related stocks have accounted for 75% of S&P 500 returns, 80% of earnings growth and 90% of capital spending …

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First blood: Tricolor Holdings files for bankruptcy in Texas, sends AAA bonds crashing, JPM, BCS, and FITB face billions in exposure from subprime auto fraud.

AAA bonds rated just two months ago are crashing, with lower tranches nearly worthless. Subprime auto debt tied to fraud is imploding while rating agencies keep pretending nothing is wrong. First blood….. https://t.co/LEFhuiY4JY — Bogachan Ozdemir (@Bogachan_1971) September 11, 2025 🚨Tricolor’s AAA bonds (rated 2 months ago July ’25) just plunged—par to 78¢, lower tranches …

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Retail traders make up 18.8% of the total options activity, approaching a record –JPM

Retail traders make up 18.8% of the total options activity, approaching a record –JPM pic.twitter.com/5NH1BeXjy1 — Gunjan Banerji (@GunjanJS) July 11, 2024 Net bullish positioning in equity futures among asset managers and leveraged funds has touched the highest level in a decade –JPMorgan pic.twitter.com/9u1OisdWtL — Gunjan Banerji (@GunjanJS) July 10, 2024

JPM in trouble? 55 Trillion in garbage derivatives

55 Trillion in garbage derivatives + 16:1 naked short in Silver and 4:1 naked short Gold + 2-Week Jim Cramer Effect = DOOM! JP Morgan is a fortress — Jim Cramer (@jimcramer) March 10, 2023 Closer to 50 Trillion at the end of last year. https://www.usbanklocations.com/bank-rank/derivatives.html   AC

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