The CEO of JPMorgan, the largest U.S. bank, just slammed Bitcoin as having “no intrinsic value” and being a tool for “s*x traffickers, money launderers, and ransomware.”

This is coming from a man whose own bank has been fined billions for money laundering, market manipulation, and shady dealings. JPMorgan itself was caught facilitating money transfers for criminals, yet Dimon wants to paint Bitcoin as the real villain. …

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MSTR upsized it’s Preferred Stock ($STRK) offering from $250M to $584M, proceeds will be used to acquire more Bitcoin

TYSONS CORNER, Va.—(BUSINESS WIRE)—January 31, 2025—MicroStrategy® Incorporated (Nasdaq: MSTR) (“MicroStrategy”) today announced the pricing of its offering on January 30, 2025 of 7,300,000 shares of 8.00% Series A Perpetual Strike Preferred Stock (the “perpetual strike preferred stock”), at a public …

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Senator Cynthia Lummis proposes a strategic Bitcoin reserve: Buy 200,000 BTC annually for 5 years and hold for at least 20 years.

https://twitter.com/Cointelegraph/status/1884300583357628598 Lmao, all the braindead maxis thought the 10AM announcement was about a BTC Strategic Reserve, but it’s just you telling everyone you joined some powerless nonsense subcommittee. I love it! 🤣 pic.twitter.com/wvU0w3M0nZ — Jacob King (@JacobKinge) January 23, 2025

Bitcoin made everything shittier (almost)

by Shiriru00 I was just pondering the fact that crypto put more money out to finance political corruption donations in the recent US election than anyone had in previous history. It strikes me that since its introduction, Bitcoin actually has made pretty much everything worse. …

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Things are going great for Melania coin… heading to zero… First time in 11 weeks that MicroStrategy did not announce a Bitcoin purchase.

And here's Trump coin. It's sitting just above its $36 support. If that gives way, it's lights out. pic.twitter.com/uPRPzCEefG — Jesse Colombo (@TheBubbleBubble) January 20, 2025 THE PASTOR THAT SANG AT THE INAUGURATION IS NOW SHILLING HIS OWN MEMECOIN 😭😭😭 …

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Big Spike in Bitcoin Open Interest

by Tom McClellan Bitcoin is the modern era’s #1 speculative trading asset.  But the public mood waxes and wanes concerning enthusiasm toward Bitcoin, just like any other type of speculative vehicle.  There is nothing like seeing Bitcoin prices zooming up …

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BlackRock’s Bitcoin ETF sees $583M outflows

BREAKING: BlackRock’s #Bitcoin ETF experiences massive outflows as investors rush for the exits. Bitcoin ($BTC) ETFs recorded additional withdrawals totaling over $583 million, marking the second-largest outflow in history. As we predicted, Investors are exiting as quickly as… pic.twitter.com/2UXFYAPsWH — …

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Bitcoin plummets under $100K and loses over $103 billion in market valuation within hours. Tether’s unstable peg raises concerns: what happens when redemption pressure hits?

BREAKING: #Bitcoin plummets under $100K and loses over $103 billion in market valuation within hours. pic.twitter.com/jcpQiNuCD9 — Jacob King (@JacobKinge) January 7, 2025 BTC sells off, and Tether can’t hold its $1 peg. The faithful will say it’s no big …

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Fartcoin’s value is non-existent, likely heading to zero. Stop draining, uplift each other. Bitcoin shows head and shoulders pattern; knees and toes next?

i am saying Fartcoin is worth nothing and will go to zero. fuck you and your memes. PVP draining each other when we should be upliftin' and shit https://t.co/ukYlPn6tqH — Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) January 2, 2025 https://twitter.com/leadlagreport/status/1874888207080554993 Bitcoin Update Head …

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They are trying, and failing, to pump Bitcoin in a desperate attempt to keep it alive. Spoiler: it’s going to crash. $MSTR is the dumbest stock ever.

Bulls getting rekt: buying dips works until it flips bearish for years. They are trying, and failing, to pump Bitcoin in a desperate attempt to keep it alive. Spoiler: it's going to crash. pic.twitter.com/cStSzz7yyR — The Old Pretender (@Dioclet54046121) December …

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The SBR is awaiting imminent approval!

https://twitter.com/FinanceLancelot/status/1873886165146972529 Michael Saylor is nervous Bitcoin bugs are losing confidence — Nostra, House of Gold (@Nostre_damus) December 30, 2024 Interesting timing coming so close on the heels of the latest round of "BTC might eventually get hacked by quantum computing" …

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