Starting around noon on Monday, the adults return to the White House. Donald J. Trump resumes his duties as commander-in-chief. On top of that, he’s bringing an absolute entourage of superstars with him.
Who, you ask?
Let’s start with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. RFK, as the kids call him. Not a MAGA guy per se, but a MAHA guy. He’s about to make our fat asses so healthy again, your heads are gonna spin.
Ever thought to yourself, ‘God, I wish I looked like a Kennedy.’ Well, you’re about to. RFK hates seed oils. He hates food dyes. You wanna touch a carbohydrate? Your ass better be running five miles that night to get rid of it.
No saturated fats. No added sugar. No pasturized milk. Raw milk ONLY, starting Monday. No bird flu here, baby!
And also, you better start reading up on Beef Tallow. That’s a big one for RFK Jr. And if you don’t believe me, just ask the folks over at your nearest Steak ‘n Shake.
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