🔻 OBAMA JUST LAWYERED UP. AND NOW WE KNOW WHY.
March 2, 2026. 7:00 AM.
Barack Hussein Obama has retained a team of 9 criminal defense attorneys. Not civil. Not advisory. Criminal.
The same man who told you “Hope and Change” is now preparing for a federal grand jury subpoena… pic.twitter.com/rkFmj44ZpR
— Lissa4Maga aka Cowboy Killa 🐎 (@Lissa4Maga) March 3, 2026
Factcheck: No. This mixes real events (Summers resigning amid Epstein scrutiny; Clintons testifying in House Oversight Epstein probe; ongoing Iran tensions) with unverified claims. No credible sources confirm Obama hiring 9 criminal lawyers or a March 7 grand jury subpoena tied to Iran/Epstein. The 2016 Iran payment was ~$100B+ in unfrozen assets (not $150B cash “sent” for a deal) plus separate $1.7B settlement. No evidence of Epstein files showing $2.3B via Iranian banks for “storing evidence,” Obama paying to hide tapes/servers, or US military recovering them from Tehran. The timeline connections are speculative.