Illegal causally steps out to his car. ICE was waiting outside and nabs him.
He never saw it coming.
If I were an illegal I’d self-deport.
A lot of upside: Free flights, $1K bonus and a chance to return legally.
Otherwise, you get deported and banned.pic.twitter.com/vRL4aab6le
— Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 (@Bubblebathgirl) January 27, 2026