“I didn’t realize that bar was so low to get hired.”

19% of people are bringing their parents????

— Abigail Jackson 🇺🇸 (@abigailmarone) July 29, 2024

I got turned down for a job

Asked why

They said I scored too high on the test
And smart people got bored at that job

I convinced them to hire me anyway

They turned out to be right

Lasted a month

— Gertie (@gertieok) July 29, 2024