Cruise Ship Offers Democrats Multi-Year “Escape From Reality” Package After Trump Victory – for real!

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Florida-based cruise line Villa Vie Residences unveiled a new four-year cruise package called “Skip Forward,” offered to anyone suffering from Trump derangement syndrome.

The Skip Forward package is part of the Tour La Vie program, starting at $40,000 per year, and is a “continuous global adventure for up to 4 years,” the company stated in a press release. In other words, the multi-year excursion spans Trump’s upcoming second term.

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In an interview, Villa Vie Residences CEO Mikael Petterson told AP News the cruise liner is offering voters who were not pleased with the election results four exclusive deals:

  • 1-Year Escape from Reality
  • 2-Year Mid-Term Selection
  • 3-Year Everywhere but Home
  • 4-Year Skip Forward

Petterson said the excursion to 425 ports across 140 countries allows voters to escape chaotic American politics.

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He noted, “It just happened that Trump won. And more Democrats are unhappy with their current living situations in the US than Republicans.”

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/cruise-ship-offers-democrats-multi-year-escape-trump-victory-package