While the world burns this liberal government is hard at work.
Other rules subject to $1000 fine:
* No hot sauce packets if you don’t request them
* Pho restaurants have no penalty for hoisin sauce packets because they are “diverse” (Arby’s sauce is also ok for some reason)
* Coffee shop creamer and sweetener subject to fine
* Cup sleeves banned unless you ask
* No straws
* No utensils via Door Dash unless you specifically request each one
All the above is subject to a fine of $1000.
Welcome to the 2026 edition of the most ridiculous bill run in Colorado…
Meet SB26-146, the NAPKIN BAN. If this passes, your local Taco Bell can be fined up to $1,000 for giving you a napkin with your order if you didn’t request it.
Yes, you read that right.
Oh, and Taco… pic.twitter.com/r7pGheHdm5
— Kristi Burton Brown (@KBBColorado) March 28, 2026
h/t Tonight We Ride!