Ah, the brilliance of political logic! Pelosi supporting bills she hasn’t read, Haley trusting jury decisions without evidence, and who knew bombing was the secret to world peace? Haley’s call for “preventive” strikes, truly a masterclass in conflict resolution.

Well, it seems like the art of decision-making is truly evolving.

Nancy Pelosi supports Biden’s border bill—which she hasn’t yet read 😂 pic.twitter.com/QP76PoMyaK

— Julia 🇺🇸 (@Jules31415) January 29, 2024

Nikki Haley says she trusts the E. Jean Carroll jury verdict and thinks “they made their decision based on the evidence.” pic.twitter.com/HJMDZiaVIW

— Julia 🇺🇸 (@Jules31415) January 29, 2024

Bombing the hell out of other countries prevents war.

– Bird Brain. https://t.co/q14WSOEhFx

— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) January 29, 2024