AAPL Earnings Yolo by WSB trader

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  1. These are my AAPL options. There are many like them, but these ones are mine.
  2. My AAPL options are my best friend. They are my life. I must master the market as I must master my life.
  3. My AAPL options, without me, are useless. Without my AAPL options, I am useless. I must buy more AAPL options than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must take profit and then buy more. I will…
  4. My AAPL options and myself know that what counts in this market is not the positions we take, nor the autistic screeching. We know that it is the timing that matters. We will time it right…
  5. My AAPL options are more human than VisualMod, even as I, because they are my life. Thus, I will learn them as a brother. I will learn their weaknesses, their strengths, their greeks, and their expiry dates. I will ever guard them against the ravages of AI and FUD as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my AAPL options clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…
  6. Before God, I swear this creed. My AAPL options and myself are the defenders of my degenerate RH portfolio. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

TLDR: I think AAPL earnings will be poor and that the current valuation can’t be justified by single digit revenue and EPS growth. If price movement is favorable leading up to earnings I might take some chips off the table but intend to hold the vast majority through earnings.

Check in on Friday to see how this trade panned out and good luck this week fellow degenerates.

Trout Out.

Disclaimer: This information is only for educational purposes. Do not make any investment decisions based on the information in this article. Do you own due diligence or consult your financial professional before making any investment decision.

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